
Item #NSC3010
Front: When Dave said he wanted a goose for Christmas dinner,
this is not what he had in mind.
Inside: Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC3011
Front: Keith's fondest Christmas wish is to play the Jester in Macbeth
Inside: But right now he’s happy to be Head Elf at Macy’s Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC3012
Front: If only Santa didn't come just one night a year.
Inside: Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC3013
Front: The puzzle even famous physicists haven't solved . . .
Inside: Why December goes by at the speed of light. Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC3014
Front: He walks among us, making his list.
Inside: Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC3015
Front: O Come Let Us Adore him!
Inside: Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC3016
Front: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
Inside: But he’s trying to be less judgmental these days. Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC1150
Front: Wish you could get away
for the holidays?
Inside: What, and miss being
exhausted? Have a restful and happy new year |

Item #NSC1152
Front: Joan knew it was a mistake
to send her brothers out to shop for Christmas dinner.
Inside: Have a bountiful Christmas. |

Item #NSC1156
Front: Merry Christmas from
your small intestine.
Inside: Hope that fruitcake clears out by January. |

Item #NSC1158
Front: Turns out that what
made them so wise is they knew how to dress in layers.
Inside: Warmest wishes for the
Holidays. |

Item #NSC1161
Front: Finally, a man who
understands the importance of giving presents...
Inside: ... and then leaving. Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC1163
Front: It was hard to tell the Sharks
from the Jets at the Convent Christmas production of Westside Story. Inside: Merry Christmas to you and your gang. |

Item #NSC1171
Front: may you find your bliss this
coming year...
Inside: ...or at least your ankles.
Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC1172
Front: “That’s correct, my
sweet elf. Bring Santa his special
medicine. Bring it now.!”
Inside: Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC1173
Front: Even as a senior, Katie
never stopped believing in Santa
Claus.
Inside: Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC1174
Front: Mildred and her clan
headed for the hills after she heard
the cook discussing the Christmas
menu.
Inside: Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year. |

Item #NSC1175
Front: Late at night, Santa often
searches for answers:
What is truth?
How far is infinity?
Inside: Where is the beer?
Merry Christmas |

Item #NSC1176
Front: Getting ready to shove your
face into the holiday feedbag?
Inside: May you enjoy the bounty of
the season.
Merry Christmas |
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