Last Kiss Christmas Cards

Item #LK500 (Counter)
#LK500B (Boxed)

Front: We did it! We bought all our gifts and mailed all our cards weeks before Christmas!
Now we can enjoy the holidays... stress free!
Inside: Oh come on! You didn't think we were serious, did you?
Merry Christmas!

Item #LK501 (Counter)
#LK501B (Boxed)

Front: Dear Santa, I've been super good this year! Oh, sure, I broke some hearts and a few dozen laws, But...
Inside: I was hardly ever convicted and that should count for something!
Merry Christmas!

Item #LK502 (Counter)
#LK502B (Boxed)

Front: Oh, no! My Christmas tree isn't perfect! My shopping isn't done and the house is a mess!
Inside: So it's Christmas as usual here!
Happy Holidays!

Item #LK503 (Counter)
#LK503B (Boxed)

Front: -I'll be Santa tonight!
-I'll be Santas favorite elf!
- and I'll be Tiffany... Santa's gorgeous wife!
Inside: Have a fabulous Christmas!

Item #LK504 (Counter)
#LK504B (Boxed)

Front: We'd better get to bed... otherwise Santa won't come!
-Too bad there aren't enough bunks!
-I-I guess we'll have to share!
Inside: Have a gay Christmas!

Item #LK505 (Counter)
#LK505B (Boxed)

Front: You're writing to Santa?
Arent you a little old for that?
Inside: Honey, you're never too old for Santa!
Merry Christmas!

Item #LK506 (Counter)
#LK506B (Boxed)

Front: I love Christmas! Spending time with the family... driving to the mall! Shopping for days! Weeks! Maybe even...
Oh, Lord! When will it end?
Inside: So we just got you a card instead!
Happy Holidays!

Item #LK507 (Counter)
#LK507B (Boxed)

Front: If I were a Christmas gift, I'd be expensive! Beautifully wrapped...
Inside: ... and sure to be laid under the tree!
Merry Christmas!

Item #LK508 (Counter)
#LK508B (Boxed)

Front: I'm Santa's worst nightmare!
Inside: I've been naughty AND nice!
Merry Christmas!

Item #LK509 (Counter)
#LK509B (Boxed)

Front: Some people are naughty
-Some are nice!
-and some of us are...
Inside: Too horny to know the difference!
Happy Holidays!

Item #LK510 (Counter)
#LK510B (Boxed)

Front: Gosh! A door-to-door mistletoe salesman! Watta great idea!
-I love this job!
Inside: Embrace the holiday and have a Merry Christmas!

Item #LK511 (Counter)
#LK511B (Boxed)

Front: I know Santa's bringing me lots of presents! Why? because I've been so good...
Inside: ...at being so naughty!
Enjoy the holidays!