Hunkydory

Feline

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Inside: And they say cats take care of themselves.

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Inside: Dogs have Masters. Cats have Staff.

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Inside: Just because I stare at the door when you're gone does not mean I miss you.

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Inside: Now that's a smart cat!

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Inside: What's the problem? I like sleeping on clean sheets too.

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Inside: The chief business of a kitten is to play.

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Inside: I know that I wanted out but now that I'm here...

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Inside: Hope you're having a purr-fect day too!

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Inside: Peek-a-boo, I see you.

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Inside: Every litter has one.

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Inside: Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

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Inside: Why beg...
When you can steal?

Canine

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Inside: They never do this to the cat!

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Inside: I don't know why your dog likes me more than you.

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Inside: If I wanted to smell like soap, I would have rolled in it.

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Inside: The Latest Aerobic Workout: "Big Dog Around The Block"

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Inside: Note to self: CLOSE Closet Doors!

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Inside: "WHEE DOGGIES..."
Jed Clampett

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Inside: Damn those Doggie Doors!

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Inside: Cold nose, warm heart.

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Inside: Whoa!
Who's the poodle?

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Inside: There is only one "Best Dog in The World," and every boy has it.

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Inside: But I thought our relationship was beyond material possessions.

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Inside: Who says you can't teach old dogs new tricks?

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Inside: Did you say stay or play?

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Inside: A treat in the hand is worth two in the bag.

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Inside: Spoiled rotten and loving every minute of it.

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Inside: You may be licked to death.

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Inside: Border Patrol

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Inside: Okay, so a Siamese, a Great Dane and a rooster walk into a bar...

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Inside: One man's trash, is another dog's treasure.

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Inside: Come home early, come home late, unconditional love isn't it great!

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Inside:
Replacing 2 cedar boards $8.39
1 Box of collated nails $19.64
Purchasing a new nail gun $230.78
A Trip to the emergency room $793.95
Owning a dog PRICELESS

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Inside: But if you wanted the ball, why did you throw it?

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Inside: He wanted a dog. She wanted a doll. They compromised.

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Inside: Patience is NOT a canine virtue.

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Inside: Dad, you and I make a great tem.

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Inside: Every dog should have a child.

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Inside: Do you ever have an itch you just can't scratch?

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Inside: O.C.D.
Obsessive Compulsive Digger

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Inside: You're a bone-a-fide friend.

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Inside: Bow WOW!

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Inside: Can't leave home without it.

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Inside: "Spoiled"
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Inside: Personality is a bonus when you look this good.

Either

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Inside: And you thought Soccer Moms were obsessive.

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Inside: In a perfect world.

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Inside: Cats get to go everywhere!

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Inside: So many hearts to conquer.