
Item #EB-BD016
Inside: Happy Birthday from your friends on the wrong side of
the tracks. |

Item #EB-A002
Inside: Only a secure woman would stand in front of her husband’s
car like that. Happy Anniversary! |

Item #EB-A004
Front: To my wife, who after all these years continues to surprise
me.
Inside: Here I’ve been telling people you haven’t touched a broom
since the day we were married. Happy Anniversary! |

Item #EB-A006
Front:There are two secrets to a successful marriage. The first
is having a husband who makes you laugh...
Inside: The second is never
telling you husband what you’re laughing at. Happy Anniversary! |

Item #EB-BD001
Front: I swear there was a greeting card store right over there!
Inside: Happy Belated Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD002
Front: It wasn’t until long after the dust settled, that I finally
realized what I should have realized a long time ago. Inside: I completely
forgot about your birthday! Happy Belated! |

Item #EB-BD017
Inside: Next time, forget the candles and just tell everyone
how old you are. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD018
Inside: You’ve got to envy a woman who lives life without a
net. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD019
Front: You must be many moons. Inside: I can see birthday candle
smoke from here. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD020
Front: Stop Worrying
Inside: There’s plenty of available men out there!
Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD021
Inside: Happy Birthday to the brains of the outfit. |

Item #EB-BD022
Front: To see you now on your birthday, its amazing to think
that your life began as a simple egg.
Inside: Talk about hitting your
peak early! Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD024
Front: “This is God. Your call is very important to us...”
Inside:
Hope your birthday is a little slice of Heaven! |

Item #EB-BD028
Front: I hope you’re as excited as I am about celebrating your
birthday this year.
Inside: It isn’t as much fun when we have to tie
you to a chair. |

Item #EB-BD033
Front:Guess what I’m making for your birthday dinner?
Inside:
Reservations. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD034
Front:When we were kids, before we could play in the sand box...
Inside: We had to build it ourselves. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD035
Front: Before tv and video games, feeding the dog from the table...
Inside: ...was the only source of entertainment we had. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD036
Front: When we were your age, we did everything on our own.
Inside: Including cutting our own hair. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD037
Front: Before he grew up and disappeared into the forest...
Inside: “Baby” Bigfoot used to terrorize our city. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD038
Front: Our parents never let us pick out our clothes...
Inside:
But that couldn’t stop us from expressing ourselves through our socks.
Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD039
Front: We had to walk six miles to school in the snow.
Inside:
And in the Spring, we had to make our own snow and then walk to school.
Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD040
Front: Do you know the reason why we all look up to you?
Inside:
Because you’re tall. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-BD041
Front: Do you know how “play dates” we made when we were kids?
Inside: Our moms used to open the front door, push us out, and tell us
not to come back until dinner. Happy Birthday! |

Item #EB-GW002
Front:Would you please hurry up and get well?
Inside: I don’t
know how much longer I can keep drinking for two! |

Item #EB-GW003
Front: “I was wondering if you could ask the cook for his chipped
beef recipe. It’s simply out of this world!”
Inside: Now I’m really worried.
Hurry up and get well soon! |

Item #EB-NAP001
Inside: We’ve Moved! Our new address is: ______________________
______________________ ______________________ |

Item #EB-NB001
Front: Heard There’s A New Kid in Town
Inside: Congratulations
on the birth of your new baby! |

Item #EB-TY001
Inside: Thanks for being there for me! |

Item #EB-TY002
Front: Isn’t it great when we all get together?
Inside: Thanks
for a wonderful time! |

Item #EB-W001
Inside: Heard you were getting married. Congratulations! |

Item #EB-W003
Front: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes...
Inside:
Perhaps it’s best to stop there. Congratulations, and may your marriage
be filled with joy and happiness! |
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