Emery Burton Christmas

Chuckle Face

Greeted Counter Cards
Available 5" x 7"

$16.50 per dozen wholesale
$2.75 each suggested retail

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CF301
CF-301

Cover: Wishing you a birthday
Inside: I decided against using "happy" birthday because at your age it's no longer true..

CF302
CF-302

Cover: If you were food...
Inside: I'd be asking for seconds

CG303
CF-303

Cover: They key to staying young is to exercise, eat healthy, and...
Inside:
subtract 10 years from her age. Happy Birthday!

CF304
CF-304

Cover: You don't look a day over 50...
Inside:
if you're younger than 50, I apologize. But man, if you're older than that you look fantastic! Happy Birthday Youngster!

CF305
CF-305

Cover: You're not old...
Inside:
You're ripe. Happy Birthday!

CF306
CF-306

Cover: Age is a high price to pay for wisdom...
Inside:
Happy Birthday to the wisest person I know.

CF307
CF-307

Cover: You know you're old when people start telling you how "great" you look for your age...
Inside:
Happy Birthday. By the way ...you look great!

CF308
CF-308

Cover: Nature gives you the face you have at twenty...
Inside:
Your husband and kids are responsible for what happens after that. Happy Birthday!

CF309
CF-309

Cover: They say you are only as old as you feel...
Inside:
so...you must "feel" really old right? Happy Birthday!.

CF310
CF-310

Cover: Old age is relative. I think you're old because you're older than me, and you think others are old because they're older than you.
Inside:
It's getting harder and harder to find those people isn't it? Happy Birthday

CF311
CF-311

Cover: For your birthday I'm going to buy a few BIG ticket items...
Inside:
But it's all stuff for me because I already got you this card. Plus, you're always saying how its the thought that counts and believe me, I thought a lot about this card. I thought "wow, a card that makes it ok for me to buy stuff for myself.." Anyway, Happy Birthday.

CF312
CF-312

Cover: I can't believe it's your birthday
Inside: and if I don't believe in something, I can't commit myself to it. Therefore I didn't buy you a present because it would go against my beliefs or lack thereof.

CF313
CF-313

Cover: Life is short
Inside:
in your case even shorter. Happy Birthday.

CF314
CF-314

Cover: 40 is the old age of youth...
Inside: and the youth of old age. Happy Birthday.

CF315
CF-315

Cover: Grumpy old man ahead
Inside:
Happy Birthday!

CF316
CF-316

Cover: The good news is you're at the top of your game...
Inside:
the bad news is that "the game" is Alpine Skiing and it's all down hill from here. Happy Birthday.

CF317
CF-317

Cover: I love every bone in your body...
Inside:
including that one that is "technically " not a bone.

CF318
CF-318

Cover: They say opposites attract...
Inside: I guess that is why mom is so pretty. Happy Anniversary.

CF319
CF-319

Cover: I was going to give you a rabbit's foot for good luck on your birthday...
Inside: but you wouldn't believe how hard it is to sever one of those and fit it in an envelope. Anyway...it's the thought that counts right? Happy Birthday.

CF320
CF-320

Cover: The best lovers make love on a full stomach...
Inside:
would you like to have dinner with me?

 

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